Sir Thomas Moore would be proud.

Overheard in the school Cafeteria:

Man One: I can't believe things are so expensive. Even like food.
Man Two: Yeah! Why should we have to pay for things like apples that just grow out of people's yards?

I'm trying to picture every human being, each with a yard, each with a garden filled with ripe fruits and vegetables that just grow without effort year round. No, I can't, because this guy is delusional. Nonsense and painfully obvious statements continued to pour out of this guy's mouth. It made for quite an entertaining lunch.

Also, there is a guy across the dining area who, while not retarded himself, looks like a retarded version of Orlando Bloom.